ok...this is how you hack the turd out of your ass crack

step1.first go outside and get either a stick or a sword and start cutting at the turd and eventully it will fall out :)

step2. after you get the turd out you have to pick up the turd and eat it yumm yumm :0

step3. then you have to show ur mommy and daddy how to do it :} and then they will bang you for more turds to eat :[] yumm IT REALLY TASTES GOOD :) AND YOU CAN HAVE IT 24/7 JUST EAT A PEA AND GET DIARREAH AND BLAST CRAP EVRY WHERE AND LICK IT UP THATS THE GOOD STUFF :P LICKY LICKEY